Tiny Toon

Tiny Toon, Steven Spielberg Presents Tiny Toon Adventures (também conhecido como Tiny Toon Adventures ou Tiny Toons) é um desenho animado criado pela Warner Bros. e Steven Spielberg. A idéia do show foi do então presidente da Warner Bros., Terry Semel.

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• "Não somos parentes!"

- Buster Bunny e Babs Bunny

A man is beside himself with anger after reading a newspaper article stating that meat prices have soared. He declares that he'll hunt his own meat to get back at the government for the price inflation. He takes his dog with him, revealing he is going hunting for rabbits. In the woods, a rabbit leads the dog into a hollow log and pushes the log down a hill, where it smashes into a tree. Meanwhile, The man sees several rabbits hopping over a hill. He fires his gun several times and runs to where the rabbits are. When he gets there, he finds two spinning wheels with pictures of rabbits on them, giving the perception of moving rabbits. John sees the rabbit sleeping. He starts pouring salt on the rabbit, who quickly gets up and holds a stick of celery under the stream of salt. The rabbit runs into a cave, and the man runs after him. Before he reaches the cave, a pair of elevator doors close, which he runs into. The bunny dresses up as a female dog, successfully seducing the dog. When the dog finally realizes he is with the rabbit rather than another dog, he resumes his chase. The rabbit then pretends he is a policeman and fines the dog for numerous crimes, including speeding, running on the wrong side of the street, intoxicated "driving", and not having a license. After confusing the dog and running away, the rabbit begins singing a song about how crazy he is. When he finishes his song, he turns to find the man with his gun aimed at him, wanting to cook the rabbit on the frying pan the next morning. The rabbit, trying to gain sympathy, begs for his life, explaining how poor and sick he is. The man begins crying, feeling sorry for the rabbit and guilty that he let a little thing like inflation get to him. Despite this, the rabbit shocks him with a joy buzzer. The man pronounces that he can whip the rabbit and his whole family. Suddenly, a large group of rabbits surround him, looking for a fight. The rabbits attack the man, leaving him dazed. The rabbit returns with the man's gun. He throws it on the ground and hyperactively bounces away on his head, laughing uncontrollably. The man, frustrated, does the exact same thing.

Season 1

Career Oppor-Toon-ities [1.37]

[Calamity eats lots of meat lover's pizza, rubs and pats his huge, swollen belly, then fakes out a heart attack and calls the hospital, to which Buster and Babs arrive in an ambulance]

Buster: Well, toonsters, that's it for part time jobs. [He and Babs carry Calamity in the ambulance]

Babs: Because keeping Calamity healthy is a full-time job. Hit it, Beeper!

[Beeper, in the driver's seat, mimics a siren sound]

Buster and Babs: [in unison] So long.

[Ambulance drives off as Beeper appears in a black background as the cartoon closes]

Beeper: Beep Beep! [runs off]

Season 4

Son of Mr. Popular's Rules of Cool [4.3]

[Sphinxy eats Elmyra up for answering her question wrong, and then relaxes against a giant pillow in a sitting upright position]

Sphinxy: I'm so full. [pats her huge swollen belly] I can't move at all. [takes a deep cleansing breath until her chest gets very big, and sighs with renewable pleasure, then to the audience] I'm enjoying this episode.

Elmyra: [echoing inside Sphinxy's belly]

[Sphinxy goes right to sleep]

Silas Wonder Returns [4.4]

Silas Wonder: [to the police officer] Well, what's the charge, officer?

The Shedd Aquarium Expedition [4.5]

[opening to "The Shedd Aquarium Expedition"]

Narrator: The sea, it covers the Earth like an ocean. And below its surface, we are just visitors. And visit we shall, here on The Undersea World of Fifi.

I Dream Of Sphinxy [4.6]

[In Wackyland, Sphinxy, Gogo Dodo's best friend, digs a hole in the ground with a shovel, until she sees something shiny]

Sphinxy: What's this? It must be straight out of Middle Eastern Mythology, but who cares? And how did this twisted piece of junk end up in Wackyland somehow? There must be something written on it. Anyway, polishing this thing will be a good job for the open market, and I'll be able to see what it reads on there. [rubs the magic lamp, to which it comes to life, and releases a female human genie]

Genie: [a la Barbara Eden] What are your three wishes, mistress?

Sphinxy: Well, I found the magic lamp out in the middle of nowhere, [pounds her chest with her right fist] and I want to know what my three wishes are.

Genie: Before you begin to figure out what your three wishes are, I will lay three tasks before you.

Sphinxy: Tell me.

[Gogo Dodo arrives to see Sphinxy interacting with the Genie]

Gogo Dodo: [to the Genie] Hi there. I'm Gogo Dodo. I'm Sphinxy's best friend.

Genie: It's very nice to meet you. [to Sphinxy] Now, about those three tasks.

Sphinxy: I'm ready.

Genie: For the first task, you will fetch me a pair of giant red medallions from the castle way up high in the clouds. But beware of the giant that lives in the said castle. He will grind your bones in order to make his bread, if you make your first try.

Sphinxy: Don't worry about me. I'll do my best.

Gogo Dodo: Can I come along, too? Huh? Can I? Please don't you say "No!" to me.

Genie: Of course. Why not?

Sphinxy: [to Gogo] At least you can be my professional helper. Is that okay with you?

Gogo Dodo: Okay.

Genie: [to Sphinxy and Gogo] Remember, fetch me the medallions when you hurry back. Good luck. [recites an incantation that teleports Sphinxy and Gogo from Wackyland to the castle in the clouds]

[cut to the castle in the clouds, as Sphinxy and Gogo both arrive]

Sphinxy: Well, here we are. [to Gogo] Now, remember, we have to get the two medallions before the giant gets here. So, please do be very quiet about it. Okay?

Gogo Dodo: Okay.

[Sphinxy and Gogo went through the giant castle's hallways until they came to a giant table; they climb up the giant table, until they make it; right before them are the two giant red medallions, just like what the Genie said]

Sphinxy: There they are! The medallions! Come on, Gogo! Let's go get them, before something else happens!

[Sphinxy and Gogo both grab the medallions and then find a way out of the castle, suddenly, they both hear thunderous footsteps, and see the giant himself approaching towards them]

Giant: [a la the Brain from "Pinky and the Brain"] Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum. I smell the blood of a mythical sphinx of Egyptian and Greek descent, and the blood of the last of the dodo birds. I'll grind your bones to make my bread.

Sphinxy: It's the giant!

Gogo Dodo: Hurry! Let's get out of here! [he and Sphinxy both escape from the giant with the medallions]

Giant: [to Sphinxy and Gogo] Come back here with my medallions!

[Sphinxy and Gogo both get out of the castle in the nick of time, and then see a beanstalk from the story of Jack and the Beanstalk as one of the English Fairy Tales before them]

Sphinxy: Hey, look, Gogo! A beanstalk! This is our ticket out of here!

Gogo Dodo: Come on! Let's slide down to the ground before the giant catches up toward us!

[Sphinxy and Gogo both slide down the beanstalk]

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